cream: You hanging in CT this weekend or you headed off to THE BIG CITY OF DREAMS?!!??

I had, just gotten out of the shower, I’m shaving, listening to some Cam’ron….Knock,Knock

Cream:Yo, whats good breh, good to see your being proactive.Had to lt you know I got that shit on deck to get ur mind riiiigghhht!!

Me:Uh, I have shaving cream all over my face bro, and its 716..Can I just get with you later on after work?

Cream:Oh yea yea, of course of course, holla at cream!

Hustlers never sleep….

me: Oh, you picked up some Scott’s TP from CVS eh?

Cream:Yeah man, you know, trying to keep things funky fresh!

Me:Yeah i can’t really get down with the Scott’s, a bit too scratchy

Cream:That’s ‘cause you don’t have a black man’s asshole!!!!

There was a period for about 2 months where every morning I’d see Cream ask him how he wa doing, and get the same reply in his best knock off 80’s eddie murphy

Cream: “Marvelous, just Marvelous”

Cream:Man, I’m bought to have the AZ on deck, the Kush, and the white too, but you never fuck with the white do you?

Me:Once in a blue moon buddy, sure I do

My name is Joey Bananas, aka Uncle Evdog..These posting involve the exploits, trials and tribulations of my neighbor C.R.E.A.M…Cream and i live in the same apartment building in the West End of Hartford..I won’t get into exactly how Cream supports himself, but I can tell you I’ve never seen him leave our neighborhood for more than a few hours, and he does not currently have a vehicle, other than an ever changing rotation of bicycles..you make your own assumptions

You have to imagine the raspy voice, helped by an ample supply of newport 100’s and heineken

A conversation I had with Cream on returning from memorial day weekend:

Me:Cream,how was your weekend buddy?

Cream:Aww, it would have been a lot better if the damn police wasn’t out here trying to stress a muthafucka!!!!

Me: they gave you a hard time or something?

Cream:Ohh nah nah, not too much..they was on that clickit or ticket bullshit